That's the title of one of the winning entries in the Lovehoney short story competition. And I wrote it. Now I just have to work out if I want to spend my prize vouchers on sex toys, lingerie or erotic fiction.
If you want to find out who wins the hand of the fair princess, you'll have to sign up for Lovehoney's mailing list and they'll send you more information on July 12th. For the impatient people among you, I've written a story about another princess whose reluctance to get married lands her in the dungeon with a hunky alpha male who has to change her mind.