A was an amazing woman

When I sat down and planned this blog, I wanted to include some steamy content – I thought it would be a good way to exercise my writing muscles and give readers an idea of what I do. 

I don’t know how many of you will be familiar with the children’s rhyme A Was an Apple Pie. It was one of my favourites when I was a little girl and I learned it off by heart. It starts with the line A was an apple pie and then goes through the alphabet, listing what each letter did to A – B bit it, C cut it and so on.

What if the apple pie was replaced with a hot woman? What would B, C, D and the rest do to her? My answer is below.

A Was an Amazing Woman

A was an amazing woman,

B burned in need for her,

C craved the sight of her,

D dropped his pants for her,

E embraced all of her,

F fell in lust with her,

G groped and fondled her,

H had a taste of her,

I inked his name on her,

J juddered under her,

K kissed the core of her,

L licked each bit of her,

M moaned and gasped for her,

N nipped and nibbled her,

O oiled and massaged her,

P plunged inside of her,

Q quoted Nin for her,

R rubbed himself on her,

S sucked and savoured her,

T tongued her clit for her,

U used his toys on her,

V vowed to pleasure her,

W wanked all over her,

X, Y and Z watched like the voyeurs they were.